Sunday, October 7, 2012

Nike, Addidas and Champion are Phatty Racists!

I think it is my ass!

May God have mercy on my butt muscles today, I seriously cannot move.  Been doing these TRX style 1- legged lunges with 10 lb. weights during my PT sessions.   I'm just saying that I have always wanted a nice ass and a not so large ass, so if this does not work then I'm out of ideas.  At boot camp yesterday, my ass was literally numb, like it did not exist. I had to ask natzi bootcamp man, Is it still There?    I'm sure what he wanted to say, but did say to me are 2 different things.    Bless his cute little heart, I make him laugh!     

I sent a text message to a friend to tell her my butt hurt!    She responded "great?" I'm sure you all will too, but I just wanted to get it out there!

Work-Out Me
So, here is a photo, I call it "work-out me".    I've sorta taken on my own little fashion statement in the phat girls work-out industry in the form of bandannas.   I've come to realize they work perfect, I dont have to mess with my hair and they capture all the sweat during a work-out.   I've managed to collect 12 different colors.    When I put on my bandanna: it's go time Bitches!
Now, I do need to bitch and rant a bit . . . "that every place I go to lately to look for new work-out clothes, the stuff is the size of small person or extra small person and in some cases a -0 size person.   Seriously, NIKE, ADDIDAS and CHAMPION I can assure you as much as I work out I could be a walking advertisement for you.   But no, I'll just wear my colored bandanna's because that is all I can find that is truly 1 size fits all heads.     I get it NIKE, ADDIDAS and CHAMPION you dont want phatties like me wearing your labels.   You have made that very clear, i'll back off! but this is not over by a long shot.    

Now, I want to say "F-OFF" to these companies!   But...
that leads me to my next delima.   My mom wants me to stop using the "F" word.  
Yea, i've thought about it and its a NO! So here it goes, not just 1 F-bomb but 4 for  NIKE, ADDIDAS and CHAMPION!

Since this blog is about weight loss, lets get to it!
The truth is my clothes are falling off me, my stomach is flatter, my core is so strong, I am so strong all over!   I am working out with girls at bootcamp that wear Nike, Addidas, Champion and even PINK!  and I am keeping up with them.    I do not feel like I am the Phat Girl in back, I'm in the middle of the pack.   

......but the scale is not moving for 3 long weeks now.    I really don't get it and I am not going to continue to drive myself insane over a number on a scale, when my body, my work-outs and my head is screaming differently.
Hubby, my Buns is loosing weight, he is still on his turkey bacon, protein shake, nuts and wheat bread diet.   I think he has lost around 10-15 lbs in 3 weeks.    Go Buns!


  1. I love your blog. Really cute.

    I'm not sure what your self-confidence used to be, but I love hearing it!

    I also like the idea of the bandanaas.(I think I spelled banana the first time) But I'm thinking my head might be to big! lol

    And I know another girl ( who loves that F word(as would say, bless her heart)so I'm getting use to it!


  2. Oh Michelle I LOVE your no-nonsense! And I LOVE your eff words...sometimes it's worth it and valid. You are working SOOOO hard. EVENTUALLY the scale will catch up. Just keep doing what you are doing! :)