Tuesday, September 25, 2012

FALL BUCKET LIST AND OTHER SHIT!


WOWZA!!!!   So, its Fall Already.  When did that happen?
 
FALL happens to be my absolute FAVORITE time of year...love it, love it, love it.   Hence, why I say I'd love to move South, but never actually would.    As I sit writing my little blog this morning, drinking my coffe with my Pumpkin Spice Creamer, with my little fake fire-place going and my hubby and dogs all packed away in bed wrapped in a Woolwrich blanket.    Ahhhh FALL!!!!
 
So FALL in terms of my weight loss goals I'm supposed to be at 40 lbs!    Guess What?  Surprise...I'm not!   I'm at 36+ and Counting.......  Close....but I dont know if i'll make it by month end.  
 
Ok, so I love this little Fall Bucket List, but what on here am I really going to do?  
  • Hay Ride?   Nope not that I know of!
  • Decorate a Pumpkin?   Maybe....
  • Make Fall Cookes?   Not this year
  • PICNIC?   Done.   I did that 2 weekends ago it was chilly but lots of FUN.
  • Go to a Pumpkin Patch?    Does the 7-11 on the corner converting into a Fall Get-A-Way count?.... Then YES Done.
  • Trick or Treat?   YEPPPERS at work, we trick or treat from desk to desk, Gay??? You bettcha...but Oh so Fun
  • Go on  a Date?     YEP!!!!  Planned already.  Hubby and I are are going to see Frankenweenie....  (we gots 2 weenie dogs, remember...Dugh???)
  • DRINK FANCY COFFEE DRINKSDid Hell Freeze OVER????    That is an ABSOLUTE YES BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, WILL DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN TODAY.
  • Apple Picking?    In Ohio, when I was young Always a tradition along with pics in the Leaf Piles.   Maybe I can make this happen!   I'm heading home to mom and dad's next weekend.      I'm sure they would love this.
 
FALL BOOTS!!!!!   How about I bought some yesterday and they actually FIT MY PHAT LITTLE LEGGIES!!!!   I am totally stoked i'll tell you.    I tried them, and they actually FIT.    Did I mention that?    They look like this:
 
 
 
I'll take some Fall Pics in October and Post in my AFTER Section with these Sexy Ass Bad Boy Hooker Boots 4sure!
 
 
So, hubby is feeling fat now?   I'm loosing he is gaining.   The best way he describes it he feels like this:
 
 
Poor hubby Buns!    He is trying all kinds of diet guru prayers and changing what he is eating....I'll keep you posted of Buns success.   Maybe i'll do a weight ticker.    I got NO advice for him, so I'm keeping my trap shut!    He is like a women been scorned right now.   Very PMS about this subject.
 
 
DID I MENTION I BOUGHT HOOKER BOOTS?   Oh yea I guess I did.
 

Speaking of Hookers and Sexy Boots....I went Pole Dancing this past weekend!



It was alot of fun, but very hard.   I dont know if I recommend it or not?   You have to be really tiny, have incredible upper body strength and a tiney tiney tiney little ASS.   If this sounds like you...then sign Right Up!

I went round and round and round and then down, then up and it wasn't very sexy i'll tell you THAT 4SURE!

 

5 comments:

  1. I would love to pole dance with you :) It can be our next joint exercise!

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    1. Well you would be really good! Me ive got a way to go yet. Love you.

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  2. Get it girl!! you are BRAVE to do a pole dancing class!! That's something I want to do someday...but not till i'm skinny--or i find a class of big chicks! :)

    P.S. Just bought me some boots too! I LOVE fall! :)

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  3. Pole dancing is awesome exercise....Fall is my all time favorite season!

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  4. I do not know how your blog has escaped me until now! We are practically neighbors! Love the boots, by the way :)

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